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Lacking Pizzazz

Despite big names, 'The Other Boleyn Girl' is lacking a big punch

Lacking Pizzazz
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Sisters Anne (Natalie Portman, left) and Mary Boleyn (Scarlett Johansson, right) are rivals for the love of King Henry VIII.

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Casey Menninger
Richmond.com
Friday, February 29, 2008

The romantic genre has produced some of the most memorable film moments, but in recent times, it seems that the actual act of romance has turned into a dead concept in so-called romantic films.

It used to be that Humphrey Bogart pining for Ingrid Bergman in "Casablanca" or the climactic meeting on top of the Empire State Building in "Sleepless in Seattle" satisfied romantic film fans, but these popular onscreen couples no longer cut it.

It is hard to imagine, but in the last decade or so, the guard has changed and heart-burned romantic manipulation has replaced the taste for old-fashioned romance.

The couples used to trade quotable one-liners, but instead do terrible things to each other to pass the time. It raises a lot of questions about the demand for these films, but if the popular taste of audiences is an indication, there is going to be a lot more of them.

The historical drama "The Other Boleyn Girl" is the tipping point for these sorts of films.

In a tarted-up adaptation of Philippa Gregory's best-selling tale of the same name, the biggest social climber of all time gets the big-screen treatment, but isn't able to light much of a fire.

The big selling point of the film, if there is one, is the casting of Natalie Portman and Scarlett Johansson as England's most famous sisters in a tale of bedroom politics and sibling conflict set against the political climate of Britain's most turbulent era.

It is a combustible premise, but considering the tools at director Justin Chadwick and scripter Peter Morgan's disposal, it is a huge disappointment.

There are a couple scenes in the final stretch that contain the required dramatic heft the rest of the film is missing, but I couldn't help but feel there is a much better film in there on the cutting room floor.

It has all the shine and polish that Columbia Pictures can afford, but underneath all the respectable art house pretensions, it is the dirtiest-minded film to come along in ages.

The ubiquitous trailer screams it is a prestige production at full pitch, but since a historical epic-scaled film about palace intrigue and political shenanigans has about the same allure as getting the flu to most members of the audience, it ups the ante.

In the same mold as "Closer" and "Cruel Intentions," it sets forth the argument that romantic attraction is an unemotional chess game that is a sport unto itself.

The film depends on our fascination for the nastiness on parade here, but all it seemed to offer up are smug characters spouting pseudo-meaningful dialogue and engaging in couplings, uncouplings, bitter accusations and tear-drenched confessions.

There is nothing special about the interchangeable miserable characters that populate the film. It aspires to turn deceit, obsession, selfishness and brute force into high drama, but it is so unappealing and claustrophobic that it feels inconsequential.

The challenge for audiences is going to be caring enough about the characters to become attached to people that seem hell-bent on hurting one another.

In the opening scenes, the ambitious courtier Sir Thomas Boleyn presents – or pimps out – his eldest daughter Anne (Portman) as a romantic interest for the brooding Henry VIII (a miscast Eric Bana) since his current spouse has failed to produce a male heir into the court.

In a desperate plea for political gain and influence, he orders her to beguile the monarch during a hunting trip and become his mistress as her mother sits on the sidelines in disgust.

It doesn't go according to plan as she turns out to be more proficient on a horse than he is, but if one doesn't succeed the first time, then it is time for Plan B.

It turns out he prefers her more demure sister Mary (Johansson as the titular sibling) and beds her in short order, producing a son, but it is all for naught since the child is illegitimate. He does later on produce an heir, a daughter, but Google Cate Blanchett for more on that.

Since the child is illegitimate, she is sent to a not-altogether-horrible rural estate for rest and comfort as her scheming sister bides her time and plots to usurp the entire political state.

It is not long before she hatches a plot to tempt Henry to distraction and then refuses to put out until she has replaced the reigning queen in a church-sanctioned marriage.

This, of course, leads to the separation of the Catholic Church to create the Church of England and the chopping off of heads to do so.

The actions of the characters are brutal and absolute, but I found it to be as appealing as reading a mathematical proof.

The tone of corrupt nastiness is a perfect fit for an era of court intrigue and rolling heads, but the film's main problem is that it can't decide if it is a bodice-ripping House of Tudor soap opera or a freshman political science course.

The cattier first half is a lot of fun up to a point, but the more serious-minded second half suffers from a sharp shift in tone as it turns from a comic outing of social manipulation into a simple-minded blend of politics and retribution that it can't support.

To its credit, there is a startling plot turn late in the game that I didn't see coming, but I suspect it is going to prompt people to head straight for the nearest door.

The shortcomings are not the fault of the actors, though all of them seem to be inhabiting different films.

The preternatural Portman fares best as the saucier sister. This is proof of the pudding that she is a gifted actress outside of George Lucas' clutches.

It is a treat to see her raising cain in a rare hellcat role. It is the sort of tough-minded Bette Davis-esque part that permits an actor to rip the surroundings to shreds and she upstages her co-stars at each turn.

In the role of the titular sister on the sidelines, Johansson doesn't get the benefit of smashing costumes or sharp one-liners, and she is left out in the cold. There is a quiet grace to her performance here, but it gets lost in all the bombast.

I can imagine her agent telling her that English accent + real-life oppressed character = Oscar, but she is too modern and has too much natural charisma to be sitting on the sidelines.

Bana, on the other hand, is terrible. He can be a good actor, but needs a strong directorial hand, and he doesn't get it here.

It should be a commanding, frightening performance, but he isn't in the same league as his co-stars. He comes off as bored and petulant as a result.

In attempting to add a modern spin to an old tale, it had the potential to combust, and it does, but not in the manner I had hoped.


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Andy - Email this User
2/29/2008 at 3:03:45 PM Flag Flag Comment
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Dear heavens, that was a very honest and informative review. Even though the editor/website formatted the review into 2-sentence paragraphs, I found it very easy to read. And thank you for referencing just a few other films so that I got an understanding of what you think are good romantic comedies. I apologize for not being stuck up and condescending with my comments. Keep up the great work, Casey!


Cathy
2/29/2008 at 8:01:27 AM Flag
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Dear heavens, but this is a boring, badly written review. Why the two-sentence paragraphs? Why all the plodding little sumations of unrelated films? Are you just trying to convince the reader that you have, in fact, seen other movies?
This review is every bit as inert and wooden as Natalie Portman's performance in the Star Wars films.



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